It’s my time guys. I’ve been writing product descriptions for the last 6 months. I know some of you read them. I know a few have fun with them. Now I need you. You need to find me a girl. Yes it sounds crazy, but behind all the brand’s coolness, there is a shy guy who can’t even talk to a girl. Boss told me that if I sold out this t-shirt, he will do anything to get me a date. I trust you.